The Official GOAT List: Ranking the Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time
GoatWars fans rank Mashed Potatoes the greatest of all time among Thanksgiving Sides, with a 85.3% Goatscore.
Chasing the crown: #2 Green Bean Casserole (73.5%), #3 Dinner Rolls or Biscuits (54.3%).
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Dive into the drama of the 'Greatest Thanksgiving Sides of All Time' on GoatWars and you'll find the culinary equivalent of a sports rivalry. Why the fierce debates? Because your favorite side dish says more about you than your zodiac sign! We're talking heated arguments over whether the crust on Grandma’s stuffing can beat the silky whip of Aunt Sue's mashed potatoes. It's a battleground where the fluffiness of a roll isn't just preference—it's heritage! And don’t get me started on the cultural showdowns—like, does green bean casserole really represent the Midwest? Legends are made here; loyalties are tested. All over some veggies and starch? Absolutely. And you know what? It’s deliciously ridiculous and absurdly serious all at once.
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GOAT List FAQs
Who is the greatest of all time among Thanksgiving Sides?
GoatWars fans rank Mashed Potatoes the greatest of all time among Thanksgiving Sides, with a 85.3% Goatscore.
How is the GOAT List calculated?
The GOAT List ranks every contender in Thanksgiving Sides by Goatscore: the percentage of head-to-head GoatWars battles they have won, as voted by fans.
How many votes is this ranking based on?
This GOAT List is based on 146 fan votes in head-to-head battles, as of August 24, 2026.
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